May 2012
11 posts
Texture.
No fan-mails today.
All right, no codes. Why, isn’t that mysterious? Huh.
No girl who sends me with the codes. It was only that one time. Maybe it was really just a fan?
We’ll all know if ever I got another code by an anon. But who can make sure it’s the same girl? I will.
I’ll find a way to know.
Never bow down to social pressure.
I never will, and I will never change.
So I’m cutting you all off.
Life is so dull.
I am so bored that I am throwing things at, apparently, anything, without someone knowing. I would love to fly. But having wings seem to be a tough job, and hiding them! So, no wings for me.
Can someone give me something to do? No, not household chores. Something to think about. And my life—-
I should just be a philosopher! No.
Criminology.
Dull dull dull.
Nothing to do, no codes to crack.
Can anyone give me something interesting?
I shall solve it.
Thank you, anon!
An anonymous tumblr user sent me this message yesterday:
PHEIR LEATT AGGSH YAAWI TMIOT
Can you solve this? I love your blog. ;)
Obviously it’s a code. What’s more is that it’s the commonly used Caesar’s Cipher. 25 letters, what could it mean?
Fiddling with my mouse wire…
Then the thought occurred to me. 5 X 5 = 25!
So all I had to do was make a grid made of...
Caged.
Inside the house, with nothing to do. I’m caged like an animal! Can someone please send some mud? Or maybe some poison would be find. And then a microscope too.
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Personality Disorder. Everyone has them.
I had a conversation with a particular someone yesterday, and she said that not really everyone has a personality disorder. This theory was strengthened by her friend.
From what I’ve observed, everybody has a personality disorder. Either it’s narcissism or plain schizoid. They just don’t see it. They think everyone is so happy with their lives, when in fact, they’re...
The Game has reached its inevitable end.
So, the game is done. Or whatever it was we were doing. There’s no brain work anymore, even though someone keeps sending me all these boring puzzles that have obvious answers.
The cat has no one to play with, and now I’m stuck with finding Arsenic or how to get botulinum toxin from surgeons. Can anyone get me some? Let me play with it, see the effects and how long it will take for...
It's all right to ask me anything.
Milk tea.
Yes, I love it. I do. I really do. I’ve been ‘craving’ for one since I was a child.
Just because I read Sherlock Holmes and watched some British movies doesn’t mean I want to be like them. People are too stupid or preposterous these days.
Oh, so you think I’ll drink milk tea and say, “What a good day this is.” and a British accent?
I’ll just go...
April 2012
114 posts
Nobody sent me a fan-mail.
Damn it.
Test Subject needed.
Don’t worry, I won’t kill you. It’s just that I need one so badly for this experiment of mine.
Well, it’s an experiment that focuses on Child Abuse and how many days will it take for the bruises to actually heal. In this case, I’ll only be hitting you with a thick leather belt, and stop until a contusion has formed.
Anyone? Fan-mail me if you’re interested.
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Bored. Bored. Bored.
Went to a store by myself. A man is brown, tanned, obviously. How? By biking. Obviously by his haircut, legs and his tanned feet. He wears shorts to reduce the heat while biking, which is actually very normal because of Philippines’ temperature. High Pressure area. He was only wearing slippers while biking, and his hair, it’s retained its form while he wore his headgear.
His age?...
Normal people don't get it.
When a man sits next to you who has dilated pupils and an increased heart rate, what does that mean?
No, the man is not aroused. No, no, he isn’t. Look at his finger, if there’s a wedding ring and it’s sparkling, or rather, clean, it means he has been happily married. Look at his face, any wrinkles and such? Look at his arms, his hands, everything. Everything counts if you just...
Anonymous asked: GAY PORN.
all i have is this blog and my virginity
When you walk into your class at the start of the...
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basically me at school all day
me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die
"The trick is to stand very close to the camera so...
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— Robert Downey Jr., on being “compact” next to very tall people in The Avengers.
when walking down the hallway at school
me: get the fuck out of my way
me: move bitch
me: i REALLY APPRECIATE being elbowed in the side thank you for that
me: oh yes hug your friend in front of my locker i'll just stand here and pretend i have better things to do with my life
me: what are you looking at do not make eye contact with me
me: this book better not drop and if it does i am not picking it up because effort
me: step on the back of my shoe again and i will end you
me: i guess you always drool all over your boyfriend in front of room 7-229?
me: do any of you fucks know how to walk?
me: guess not
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but you get it wrong.
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